Knowing Where You're Wanted.

There’s been much consternation in some quarters over the fact that the last two prime ministers, Labour’s Blair and Brown, didn’t get invited to the royal nuptials, while the previous two, the Conservative’s Thatcher (vomit) and Major (yawn,) did.

I think I might have stumbled on the reason. There’s an advertising bar at the bottom of one of my widgets, and today’s offering is God is at home. Could this be mere coincidence, or could it be that messrs B&B are simply in more esteemed company, watching the pantomime on his TV?