Wednesday, 20 October 2010

Second Infancy.

There’s an advert up on my Hotmail home page for Tena. Don’t they make ladies’ monthly things? It says ‘Bladder weakness occurs in 1 in 9 men,’ so they’re presumably selling something to catch the drips.

Let me get this right. Are they saying that if I walk around the town tomorrow and count nine men at random, I can be sure that one of them is either wearing a nappy or wondering why his legs suddenly feel warm?

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