Seeing Stars.

Did you know that Michelle Yeoh’s full name is Tan Sri Dato’ Seri Michelle Yeoh Choo-Kheng? Imagine reading that lot out at school roll call time.

‘Here, Miss.’

‘OK. Lunchtime.’

And did you also know that she was once voted one of the Top 50 Most Beautiful Women in the World? Well, that raises a few questions, doesn’t it, like ‘what is beauty, exactly?’ and ‘had the judges seen all the women in the world?’ What she should really have been voted was one of the Top 50 Best-Looking Female Celebrities in the World in the Opinion of the Judges. Having said which…

 

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And on a completely unrelated note, here’s an intriguing picture. You know how they say that dogs can see and sense things humans can’t…