So in desperation I decided to post another holiday pic.
This is Mel attempting to communicate with a tree in Scotland. It was the biggest tree I’ve ever seen, but it wasn’t particularly communicative. When she asked ‘Do you have any ancient wisdom to impart?’ it said ‘No.’ And when she said ‘Some use you are. I’d get more sense out of a rock,’ it replied ‘They make very poor ships’ and declined to say another word.