Sunday 8 December 2019

The Winning Word.

I daresay there are people still alive who remember when the magic word was abracadabra. It’s gone now. The magic word these days is unlimiteddata. The rich, fat wizards in suits only have to utter that word to have people prostrating themselves and climbing aboard the train to the debtors’ prison. I expect Voldermort would have won if only he’d realised the fact.

And I heard recently that excessive use of smart phones and their ilk is regarded as an addiction equivalent to alcohol and tobacco in South Korea. I don’t know whether it’s true or not. I heard it on YouTube, and believing everything you hear on YouTube makes you a suitable victim for more than just rich, fat wizards in suits.

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