BDSM

There’s some Brit slang in this one, so people from the colonies and other lower realms might not get the gist.

There was a young woman called Lottie

Whom the boys thought a prize bit of totty.

She said to one lad

‘You’re a terrible cad,

I should slap you quite hard on your botty.’

...and I gave it the title I did as a mischievous ploy to attract hordes of visitors from Google searches.

The polar weather is getting to me. I’m going out for a walk now. I might be gone for some time. That’s a Brit joke in bad taste.

What's the 'D' stand for, by the way?