Wednesday, 3 January 2018

A Laboured Decision.

I bought a second hand DVD for 99p in a charity shop today. When I took it to the counter the girl asked: ‘Are you paying by cash?’

The first and most obvious reply would have been ‘I’m hardly going to pay 99p by credit card, am I?’ But it seemed unimaginative, and that would never do.

So then I considered: ‘Is that all right? I’m afraid I’m clean out of buttons.’ Ah, no. She might have been embarrassed, or she might have inferred a hint of mockery and taken offence. Besides, she had a foreign accent and people from other cultures often misapprehend my sense of humour. I took the simple, direct route and said ‘Yes.’

Sometimes I wish life wouldn't insist on forcing decisions on me. It can be quite unsettling.

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