Freggin’ ice dancing!
Don’t they know that I’m having my dinner just about then? Don’t they know that ice dancing is the second most boring sports event after darts? And haven’t they noticed that the costumes the women wear are deeply unsavoury, and that the men’s event looks more like a cross-dressing competition than a sporting event – two facts which are probably not unrelated?
I think that either the Olympic Committee or the TV schedulers (or both) are probably full of Very Strange People. I do.