Monday, 11 November 2019

On Potterheads and Loopiness.

I’m sick to the back teeth of idiots on YouTube arguing over whether Hermione should have married Ron or Harry, so tonight I entered the discussion with:

I think Mr Rochester should have died in the fire. I think Charlotte Bronte was completely wrong when she allowed him to live and marry Jane.

Will there be gnashing of teeth or merely shaking of heads (either in disbelief or utter confusion)?

I’m in a very strange mood tonight, courtesy of seeing the priestess close the book of my life and then massage my corpse with oil. (Oh, and reading Poe in a state of extreme tiredness. Definitely not recommended.)

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