Not America's Poodle.

I see Trump is sticking his nose into British affairs again, this time over the spate of homicides which happened in London over the weekend.

Does anybody know how Trump’s blubbery mouth might be shut and padlocked forever? Alternatively, is there some way of advising him that:

1. He is President of the USA and nowhere else.

2. Contrary to indications given by Thatcher, Blair and certain high profile members of the current Tory Party, the USA is not Britain’s imperial overlord.