Saturday 9 March 2019

Sharing Harry's Invitation.

A few days ago I mentioned the suspicion of having a nocturnal visitor of some non-material variety in my bedroom. Well, tonight I went into my bathroom and there was a strong smell of perfume in there. What’s more, it seemed to be emanating from the toilet bowl. So now I think I know who it is. It’s Moaning Myrtle, bless her.

Oh Harry, if you should die down there you’re welcome to share my toilet.

See? Sorted.

promises, promises...

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