I like lots of things – kids, animals, birds, trees, fog, good coffee, alcohol, chip butties… but rarely people. This one I do.
So what is it about a certain person that makes you like them? That isn’t as easy to answer as it might seem.
What really worries me, though, is when I find myself miming to girl band songs.
And isn’t it infuriating when you settle to watch a good video accompanying a good song, and suddenly there’s an ad banner stretched across the screen which says Your computer is slow? How many shades of offensive are contained in that presumptuous little slogan? But at least it converts your suicidal tendency into a homicidal one, so I suppose it does you a sort favour.