An Unlikely Theory.

I have a new theory. It's pretty implausible, but here goes.

I've always wondered, you see, why the Japanese attacked the USA at Pearl Harbour. I can understand their interest in conquering Asia, but why the US? Now I'm led to suspect that the British and Russians raided their respective piggy banks and paid the Japanese to do it, thus encouraging the damn Yankees to come over here and do their bit to help us spike Mr Hitler's guns. No doubt a historian would tell me something completely different, but history is forever changing so who knows?

I said it was implausible, didn't I? I like implausible theories.