Monday, 14 February 2011

A Valentine's Day Message from a Husband Who's Wife Has Stopped Doing the Sort of Things that Girlfriends Do as a Matter of Course.

I love the spot upon your nose
I love the mould between your toes

I love the stench that comes and goes,
The gravy stains upon your clothes,
And dribbles on your panty hose.

My dearest dear, there might be those
Who look with pity, I suppose
Upon my choice as I compose
These lines which now draw to a close.

Happy Valentines Day, you putrid old wreck.

Who’s a cynic tonight, then?

8 comments:

andrea kiss said...

HAHA! :oD this is great!

Anthropomorphica said...

Better than hearts and flowers!!!!

JJ said...

You mean I'm not the only cynic in the world? I didn't know whether to giggle or hate myself.

Anthropomorphica said...

Giggle, I did!

andrea kiss said...

Me, too!

JJ said...

It's easy for you. It'll be on my record when I get to The Gates.

Anthropomorphica said...

So don't go through the gate, sneak through the hole in the fence ;)

JJ said...

But first, I have a few people to haunt. Are you ready?