You can have some more of our ne’er-do-wells if you like, Oz. Our bloody politicians, for a start. Then there’s Richard Branson, Alan Sugar, what’s left of Mrs Thatcher, and most of the population of Surrey. Take ’em; do what you want with ’em. And if you can find a billabong deep enough to drown Tony Blair – great!
Make yourselves useful, why don’t you?
‘Call that a knife? This is a knife.’
Yeah!
4 comments:
Well, most of Australia is desert. I assume not many people want to live there...
Sounds like a perfect place to put the politicians etc - without a compass.
Most of Australia is an uninhabitable aridland with no access to water. Funnily enough, the coastal areas - which are virtually the only places the majority of the population can live - are overpopulated.
Imagine that; Australia is already overpopulated.
Oh dear, you'll be sending us your convicts next.
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