Thursday, 3 February 2011

Bring Back the Hulks.

I discovered today that Australia is about 30 times bigger than the UK, but only has a third our population. Is Australia nearly empty, or are we just very crowded?

You can have some more of our ne’er-do-wells if you like, Oz. Our bloody politicians, for a start. Then there’s Richard Branson, Alan Sugar, what’s left of Mrs Thatcher, and most of the population of Surrey. Take ’em; do what you want with ’em. And if you can find a billabong deep enough to drown Tony Blair – great!

Make yourselves useful, why don’t you?

‘Call that a knife? This is a knife.’

Yeah!

4 comments:

Maria Sondule said...

Well, most of Australia is desert. I assume not many people want to live there...

JJ said...

Sounds like a perfect place to put the politicians etc - without a compass.

Anonymous said...

Most of Australia is an uninhabitable aridland with no access to water. Funnily enough, the coastal areas - which are virtually the only places the majority of the population can live - are overpopulated.

Imagine that; Australia is already overpopulated.

JJ said...

Oh dear, you'll be sending us your convicts next.