Breaking News from The Mists.

For those interested in the latest developments in The Mists, the news is disturbing. Viviene – High Priestess of Avalon and Lady of the Lake – has been brutally murdered by a rabid, born-again Christian who believed he was doing God’s work. Still, at least it wasn’t wholesale genocide. That particular path to glory was still a little way in the future.

And it seems that Lancelet might not be gay after all. He’s just rescued Guinevere from the clutches of the brutish Meleagrant, and she’s so grateful she’s decided she doesn’t give a toss who knows about her designs on him. They’ve just ridden off into the sunset holding hands for all to see. They are now, apparently, an item, and I doubt that Arthur is going to be best pleased. Letting his best mate screw his wife for the sake of getting an heir is one thing, but having her taken away altogether is probably going to be just not on! I strongly suspect that poor old Lance is about to be relegated to the status of National Cad and Bounder.