1) Occupy smelly places without being troubled.
2) Eat nasty-tasting things with abandon.
3) Talk as though I have a cold. This is particularly useful when I don’t want company.
I used to think everybody could do this, but apparently not. I can also wiggle both ears - independently. It gives my Stan Laurel impressions a cutting edge.
I sometimes wonder how I live with myself.
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Keep working those tricks Jeff, you never know what else you might find ;)
Just tried closing the nasal cavity, thought I would suffocate!
You can do it! Well done. It does mean you have to breathe through your mouth of course, so it doesn't work under water. That was a pretty stupid thing to say really, wasn't it?
I do have another trick, actually. Do you want to hear what it is?
don't take this the wrong way, Jeff, but I think if you get to the states you might find yourself on David Letterman's Show performing this amazing feat for "Stupid Pet Tricks," NOT saying your stupid though ;)
What better forum for my genius, Wendy. Sounds about just the right level.
Yes Jeff, can you waggle your chin, I can :)
I've no doubt you're a great chin wagger, Mel. What Yorkshire lass wouldn't be? I see you as a bit like Eric Outhwaites' sister.
And I've decided not to tell you what my other skill is. Not drunk enough.
i love how you intepret this as "clever boy" -lol my first thought was "freak show" hahahaha!
At the risk of being bayoneted in the stomach by one anonymous commenter, this was also meant to be ironic.
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