The best way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
The best way to a woman’s heart is by exposing your emotional frailties until you feel six inches tall, not correcting her when she agrees with something you haven’t said, handing her a hot water bottle once a month, avoiding the temptation to be honest by pointing out that all newborn babies look like monkeys, showing due consideration for her finer feelings by holding her hair back while she’s leaning over the loo throwing up, and agreeing with whatever she wants you to agree with whether it's what she said or not.
Simple.
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