Age Problems.

Do you want to know what really worries me about getting old? The fact that I might start to smell bad without realising it so I could keep my distance from people. I suppose the solution is to keep my distance from people anyway, just in case. Come to think of it, I already do, so maybe I should let that one go. 

Hmm… What about dribbling into my tea just as I’m about to drink it? That one would really freak me out, even if there were no witnesses. (Even more than making babies cry by peering into their prams to say hello and welcome. And did you know that I declined to meet the priestess because she would remind me too much of Esmeralda?)