British people can no longer shake hands when they meet. The
French have to say bye-bye to la bise. Young boys on Lambrettas in Italy
have to stop pinching girls’ bottoms. And the poor Swedes have to accept that
taking a sauna stark naked with sundry strangers of the opposite sex is no
longer de rigueur.
The final upshot of this must surely be that sex, even
between consenting adults, will soon become illegal. Any woman found to be in
the terminal stages of pregnancy in nine month’s time will be sent to prison
rather than the maternity unit. As for the men, well…
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