I saw a headline yesterday which said that some dog or other
– police or military, I assume – had been given the top canine medal for bravery. Well,
I love dogs and I’m very appreciative of their bravery when they exhibit the quality
in a good cause, but what the hell is the point of giving them medals? I
imagine the poor dog sloping away thinking
if
this is what you get for saving the world, what on earth do you have to do to
get a bone?
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I’m curious to know whether slugs and snails freeze solid in
frosty weather, and whether they resurrect themselves and carry on regardless
when it warms up.
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Do you know that I once opened a packet of bread which had
been in the freezer for ten days and a moth flew out? It didn’t even have a hat
on.
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