So my Vogon poetry didn’t evince any accolades. My Ode to Childhood Rebellion won’t be taking its place in Palgrave’s Golden Treasury either, I suppose. Oh dear.
Maybe I shouldn’t write any more poetry. Maybe I’m not very good at it. Maybe I should write about cabbages and kings instead. Maybe I should moan about the fact that fashion models get paid a lot more money than coal miners, presumably because we think they’re worth more.
Later.
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I'm willing to bet a lot more people are willing to be fashion models than coal miners. More demand=more pay. Also, models are more likely to be high-maintenece, and would require a bigger pay to do work. But that's just stereotyping.
And if it's Vogon poetry, remember that its only the SECOND worst poetry in the universe. You're still better than someone! ;D
Third worst, no?
Adored your little ditty below but couldn't seem to post my gushing comment.
Man proposes, blogger diposes, evidently.
I liked it, keep going! Write whatever fills your head, or occupies our mind. It's practically the only way to get rid of them.
Maria: You're right, I know. It's why I want to stop the world and get off sometimes.
Lady India: Was it? I'd have to read Hitchhikers again. And you, gush? Never! You might wear torn jeans, drive a Ford Mondeo and be a Big Mac junkie for all I know. But in my mind, you're cool, sophisticated and exotic. Oh, and just a little cynical and dismissive of empty excesses. I'm often wrong.
Lucy: Stay as sweet as you are (that's another song you might like.)
What's a Ford mondeo? Are gushing and being sophisticated mutually exclusive?
Fraid there's very little exotic about me. Unless you mean exotic in the literal sense, as in foreign.
1) Ford Mondeo: the car that defines a person as worldly-obsessed at the lowest level. Or so it is reputed.
2) I would say so, if we mean sophisticated in the more abstract sense.
3) Partly, but that would make us all exotic to somebody. wouldn't it? Just a bit more than that, I think, and I'm entitled to my imagination.
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