Suggesting a Fine Solution.

I don’t understand why Trump is closing the USA to Syrian refugees. Why is he failing to see an obvious opportunity here? Why is he not acting true to form for once? Surely he should be grabbing as many as care to come in and then sending them off to newly-revived cotton plantations in the south.

What a glorious new dawn that would be for an old American tradition. What a splendid opportunity for a few enterprising white folks to get rich and enjoy a level of luxury unparalleled since the Civil War. What a boon it would be for the American economy, and what a salutary example of how to put America first.

What are you waiting for, Mr T? Why are you faltering? You’re already trashing America’s reputation among the decent folks in the world, so why stop at half measures? That’s not your way, surely.