The Borrowers.

The borrowers are at it again! It’s my hammer this time. I used it about a week ago to put a panel back on the greenhouse. Yesterday I needed it again, and looked for it where it’s supposed to be – in my toolbox. No hammer. I went back to the greenhouse and checked inside and out. I looked on every horizontal surface outside, thinking I might have put it down absentmindedly and forgotten to pick it up again. I looked in the garden shed where I keep my gardening tools. Still no hammer. I checked the toolbox again, and then I tried the indoor cupboard where I keep some of the lesser used tools. I performed the whole operation three times. I’m out of options. My hammer has gone AWOL. This happens to me a lot. Leprechauns use hammers, don’t they?