Earlier this evening I was walking down Bag Lane en route to the post box when my
foot slipped on something. I looked down to identify the cause and found that I
had stepped on the flattened and disembodied head of a squirrel, and what had
caused me to slip was the mess of brains spreading out behind it. And one of
its legs was lying a foot or two away (if you’ll excuse the unintentional pun.)
That’s not very nice, is it?
And now I can’t think of a way to end this mini – and rather unpleasant – post except to say that my subsequent dinner was vegetarian as always.

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