I don’t understand why the human race regards sex so highly.
I’ve reached the point in life where I now realise it’s boringly trivial and
rather messy. (I didn’t used to see it that way, and I gather that neither do
certain religious traditions.) Maybe my new focus in life should be to consort only with virgins.
I don’t understand how Netanyahu can commit genocide willy-nilly and get away with it.
I thought of another one earlier, but I’ve forgotten what it was.
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I encountered Ms Medeea, my ex-dentist, in Ashbourne today. It seems she hasn’t gone back to Romania after all. She omitted to say whether she lives in a castle and engages in nocturnal, ne’er-do-welling practices guarded by a troop of gypsies and a pack of wolves, but it was good to see her. (Readers of longstanding will remember that she’s one of my heroes.)
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