Thursday, 5 September 2024

Big Tech and Gobbledegook.

I get frequent messages appearing at the bottom of my computer monitor telling me that the latest Adobe Acrobat Reader update has failed. It goes on to explain that this failure is possibly caused by the inability of a patch to install, probably because it has been in some way pre-empted by another bit of technical jiggery-pokery. If I require further information, it helpfully explains, I should contact my patch vendor.

Whenever I read that, I feel instantly inclined to ask the question: ‘What the hell is a patch vendor and do they taste good sautéed in garlic butter?’

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