Men Over 65 Need to Read This!
That’s what it says. Really? Really.
What Really bothers me, you see, isn’t so much the
old-guy-with-pecs (although that’s bad enough), but the big-breasted
bimbos-in-bikinis who stand around doing fake adoration. If there’s one thing
that would discourage me from seeking the dubious distinction of having
prominent pecs, it would be the danger that such a lamentable version of the
opposite sex might take an interest in me.
No, no, no. When the time comes to suffer the ignominy of
invisibility, best rely on the prospect of reincarnation.
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