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But then a young woman of around twenty walked past – tall, slim, and a natural blonde. Natural blondes are relatively rare in the UK, and so I wondered whether she was a Nordic or even a Pleiadian. I’ve been taking an interest in extra-terrestrials lately, you see, and am beginning to learn a bit about the different species. These include the Pleiadians, the Greys, the Tall Whites, the Reptilians, and the Nordics (who I gather are thought to be descendants of earlier Pleiadians if my memory serves me right.)
According to those in the know, these extra-terrestrials have been living on earth since before modern homo sapiens colonised it. Some stay hidden, while others move freely among us using various disguises to remain hidden in plain sight. This doesn’t, however, apply to the Nordics who look so like the people of the Nordic countries that we can’t tell them apart. It’s why they’re called the Nordics.
So that was interesting, especially when it occurred to me that if these ETs have been around for as long as that, maybe they could make a case for calling us the aliens.
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Earlier today I was in a charity shop perusing the merchandise when I noticed a woman nearby, also perusing the merchandise, accompanied by a baby in a buggy who stared and stared and stared at me. It was a bit freaky being stared at by a baby. We don’t know what they’re thinking, do we? We don’t know to what extent they’re capable of rational, or even judgemental, thought. They might even be highly psychic at that age and be reading our thoughts, or watching a picture reel of our lives to date so they know all about us.
I tried a tentative wave but received no response. Freakier still.